The name is Evalangia Amelia-Marie Smith, it's a long and shitty name, okay? Call me Eva, or Amelia, or Marie. I really don't give a fuck. I'm eighteen and I just moved back here from... a lot of places. Since I've been gone, life has been pretty much hell for me. I was in London, with my horrid parents. You think it's easy living the rich life? Well newsflash, it's not. I'm so tired of those snobby and bratty bitches that I had to pretend to like and call my 'friends'. I don't even have friends, you can call me your friend, but chances are I won't return the title for you. Did you miss me? Bet you did, don't even lie. Seeing as everyone is so concerned with sexuality and putting labels on everything, I'm pansexual. If you say that I'm attracted to pans, I'll stab you. What it means is... you know what, go look it the fuck up. Labels are for cans anyways. I smoke, I drink, I party. I've really changed from the last time I was here, so don't be surprised if I'm not completely the same Eva I was before... I'm still that girl, I'm just more badass than old me. Look, let's make this simple. If you don't judge me or fuck with me, then I won't judge you or fuck with you. Got it? Okay then, have a good day now. Oh, and if you've got something to say, say it to my face. Peace out, cub scouts.

Awless- Awless means to be a combination of being flawless and awesome all at the same time. This is my word, I created it and founded it.